dailymarvelstudios:

WANDAVISION

thesmegalodon:

thesmegalodon:

bloodybellycomb:

man, the way some of the reddit refugees talk about moving to tumblr is kinda depressing; they’re saying stuff like “No one has belittled me on tumblr yet” and “people actually talk to me here.”

We’ve got to rehabilitate these users so that they can see what it’s like to have a non-hostile internet experience.

reddit’s pvp experience was unmatched. i didn’t realize how naturally defensive and ready to fight on the internet i was until i didn’t have to any more

how dare you hide this in the tags

modogoblin:

evil-perdviv:

Me: *goes to computer store*

Scary computer person: software!

Me: *pointing at my heart* soft here

elldritch-horror:

crown-him-with-many-crowns:

elldritch-horror:

elldritch-horror:

Spicy-brained friends, I would like to propose an update to the very useful ‘if you hate everyone, eat, if everyone hates you, sleep, and if you hate yourself, shower’ mantra to live by

Have you suddenly become a petty, hateful little gremlin who thinks people should face the firing squad for (checks notes) leaving teabags on the counter, breathing loudly, or daring to exist in the same space as you? Perhaps mundane and reasonable requests like ‘hey, we agreed to hang out now, let’s hang out’ make you want to scream and move to a yurt in the woods.

You. Are. Overstimulated.

People talk a lot about being overstimulated, and the physical/mental effects of it. What I haven’t seen is people talking about what it does emotionally, and it took me an embarassingly long time to link up those nitpicky, resentful emotions with the state of overstimulation/meltdown/shutdown.

These feelings do not mean that you’re a bad person! They probably aren’t how you actually feel about the people around you. They probably do mean that your nervous system is at its absolute limit and any request/demand/stimulus is Too Much and taking you into fight or flight territory.

Go lie down in a dark room for an hour, or find somewhere safe and familiar to stim for a bit. If it’s happening a lot, schedule yourself regular low-stimulation shutdown time

Signed: someone who moved in with their nearest and dearest only to have a massive crisis of faith about Suddenly Hating All of Them. I don’t hate them, it’s just overstimulating living with people. If I can spare anyone else a similar 9 months of suspecting that they may actually be a bit of a shit person, then this post is worth it!

Quick, someone think of an R so we can make it HARLOT. I find harlots delightfully memorable.

Maybe ‘restless’? Sometimes you just gotta Go Outside

If you feel like you want to remove your own skin and removing stimuli from your environment hasn’t worked, then you might be Restless and need to Move Around?

Yeah! Understimulation is also a nasty fucker

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

pitbolshevik:

this collar isnt a sex thing it’s so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

atlastheecowboy:

When a character’s death is so traumatic you just sit there like

eliias-bouchard:

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can’t do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

danidoesathing:

J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson